my house is loud: UPDATE

After one evening of using both feet to "coast" on her bike with no training wheels, Leah mastered the bike. Z is almost there too.

quotables

L: I'm really hungry. Z: why don't you chew on your wart?
Z scraped the roof of his mouth while jumping on the couch with a toothbrush in his mouth. me: wow-you really did a number on yourself. Z: what number?
Z: I like sleeping at night because it's longer than naps. It's like 10 "whiles"
Z: if plants don't have birthdays, how do they get bigger?
Z: I can hear anyone if they're whispering because I have smart ears
Z: Can I watch Power Mouse? (Me: you mean Mighty Mouse?)
Z: I need a hot dog case (me: you mean bun?)
L: I want to wear my blond shorts (khaki)
L: My hands are dirty. Do we have any hannitizer?
Z: mosquitos like me because my blood smells like juice
mom: "Leah, you should never lock the dog in a room. Just like I wouldn't lock you in a room."
L: "my friend Emma at school wears those tights that blend on your skin"
Z: "what's that smell?" mom: "a skunk- doesn't it stink?" Z: "It smells like dad"
Z-"something smells weird in my pants"
Z-"mom you said 'later' and now later is done so can we go?"
Z-"my brain is sore from reading"
What number does "in a minute" start with? (Z)
My pee went up, and then down, and then up, and then it got on the wall, and then it got on the broom (plunger) (Z)
I'm very full of eating (Z)
I very missed you (Z)
Leah: "You kicked my wiener!"

my house is loud