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TOOTH FAIRY NEEDED
Recently fired employee causes urgent need. Love money? Enjoy children? Have a strong stomach? Love to travel? Love to dress up? Then this is the job for you! Must be willing to carry petty cash at all times, be willing to work nights and have the ability to be secretive and quiet while working. Above all, you MUST BE DEPENDABLE. One missed job = instant firing.
Serious inquiries only.
Here's the story-(shut up-it will happen to you!)
Jake lost 2 teeth in one day. 2 TEETH!! Then he spent the night at Grammy's and left the tooth holder on the counter in the kitchen. Well, obviously the tooth fairy does NOT make stops to people's kitchens. Finally, when Jake got home he grabbed his little tooth holder and announced that he wasn't going to set it out for the T.F. because he wanted to lose more teeth and fill it up.
um gross.
I talked him out of it and he stuck the thing on his shelf in his room. And the tooth fairy got wrapped up in watching 3 back episodes of Last Comic Standing and now she's fired.
4 comments:
Ick. Remember that porcelein "hand" that I had to hold leftover gum. I actually left my chewed gum in there...to be continued in the morning. Tasty.
I thought the tooth was in a yellow pepper.
Whatever happened to putting the tooth under your pillow?
Ben just lost a tooth the other day. The MN TF had to rob his piggybank to leave money for him.
I guess the ecomnomy is hurting her, too.
Been there done that. You only feel bad the first time. The tooth fairy does not get paid enough to leave money for all the teeth they will loose throughout their lifetime. Tell him to save them and take them to Grammy's next time he spends the night.
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